<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21912654</id><updated>2011-04-21T18:06:53.916-07:00</updated><title type='text'>jokes</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joshuaisclever.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912654/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joshuaisclever.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>joshuaisclever</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07474271982136000851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21912654.post-113897811694819155</id><published>2006-02-03T06:02:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2006-02-03T06:48:36.960-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny</title><content type='html'>STORY 1&lt;br /&gt;There was a boy who was in K2. One day, his teacher told him to find out what does letter A means. So, after school he went back home and asked his father "Dad, what does letter A means ?" But the father replied " Shut up, i am watching the news " So he went to his mother who was in the kitchen. Then, he asked what does letter A means. But his mother replied " Quiet, i am cutting the veges" So he went to his grandfather and asked what does letter A means. At that time, his grandfather was reading the newspaper and he asked what letter A means. But hisgrandfather read the headline and said " Hit me forty strokes" So he went to his granmother who was watching America's Next Top Model and she said " SEXY " Then he went to his younger brother who was watching a Superman movie and then he said " SUPERMAN "&lt;br /&gt;The next day, his teacher asked him, what does letter A means . And he said " Shut up, i am watching the news " Then his teacher replied, " What do you think you are doing ?" And he replied " Quiet, i am cutting the veges " The teacher could not stand him , so she sent him to the principle office. And the principle asked how many times does he want her to cane him. And he said " Hit me forty strokes " So the priciple caned him lightly 40 times. While getting beaten, he said " SEXY " Then the principple asked him who he think he is. And then he said "SUPERMAN "&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21912654-113897811694819155?l=joshuaisclever.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://joshuaisclever.blogspot.com/feeds/113897811694819155/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=21912654&amp;postID=113897811694819155' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912654/posts/default/113897811694819155'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/21912654/posts/default/113897811694819155'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://joshuaisclever.blogspot.com/2006/02/funny.html' title='Funny'/><author><name>joshuaisclever</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07474271982136000851</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry></feed>
